Stuart took me to a dog show the other day to start my show career. I'll tell you something, I never saw so many dogs in my whole, entire life. Some of them are so big they make me look like a lap dog. And some of them look like they wouldn't make a good lunch. And smell! They had so much foo-foo on them it gave me an attack of hay fever. Yuk! Then Stuart took me by the obedience rings and told me to watch, and learn. I wonder if he is trying to tell me something? Some of those dogs were so good I got tired just watching. He really wouldn't expect me to do all those things like heeling and coming on command and staying in a sit position for a minute if I could lay down. He wouldn't would he?
Well folks, it's time for my morning snooze, so until next time, keep on keepin' on.